
you take more pictures of your watches than of your kids.
you decide your wardrobe based on the watch you're wearing.
you have your dress shirts custom made so that one of your cuff is slightly larger to accommodate your larger watches.
you wear a watch on each wrist, so that you can wind them (you don't want to spend the money for a winder 'coz you rather spend it on another watch).
you switch to another watch during the day.
you switch to your divers watch when you do the dishes.
you know dozens of caliber numbers by heart... but couldn't come up with your driver's license number to save your life! (by Jeff Headrick aka TakesALickin')
you swim with your divers watches, but you take them off for the shower. (by Stan Verstaendig)
your girlfriend or wife just asks you to buy a watch for yourself as her birthday gift to you. (by Stan Verstaendig)
Please email me if you have any to add to my list. Thank you.